Oh god! First I looked at the photos and thought - 'that's an unflattering picture of someone's bum in a shiny brown dress. I bet they will be mortified'. Then I thought 'now what was I wearing to Ade's party?' Then I thought 'oh dear'. Great party though. Carl claims not to remember most of it, but I think that's because I'm fairly sure he joined in with the singing of Mr Robbie Williams hit record Angels, and therefore ought to be ashamed of himself. Unlike me, who completely didn't screech and hog the mic all night, oh no sirree bob.

What an excellent selection of photographs! I must hire the same photographer for my party. Was he expensive?

Jo, don't worry, I'm sure no-one will put two and two together, as long as you don't point it out...

Andrew, he should be available, very reasonable rates, and he'll even kip in a tent if need be! You do have to provide a camera for him though...